Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Random Acts of Kindness

I've heard of these and I guess over the years I've even participated in some - holding doors open, getting up on the train, digging out extra change to help someone in line. You know things that used to be common courtesy. Seeing someone in need and helping them out.

I've been thinking alot about the vicissitudes of life and trying to assimilate some of my recent experiences into my understanding of myself. It's been a tough couple of years for us. I was very sick (thankfully I've recovered) and Dylan's knee travails are certainly well-documented on Facebook. We are struggling through a recession that has hit the architecture/engineering/construction industry faster and harder than many others and trying to keep a sense of perspective and humor about it all. This Christmas we are lucky to find ourselves in a better position than in prior years and I have enjoyed shopping and tormenting the kids with presents and really unhelpful clues. For example, there is not a grapefruit in any of your christmas packages. This seems to infuriate them and, well, that's what I was hoping for so - yeah me!

As usual, I'm not making the point I set out to make which is - Random Acts of Kindess. This morning, Pat surprised me by getting up first, emptying the dishwasher, AND driving Dylan to school! Someone still thinks that Santa is watching! Having the luxury of time this morning I did what any self-respecting person would do - I wasted it. Well, I wrapped the dog's gifts and annoyed Emma. So all-in-all a good morning.

I dropped Emmie at the bus stop at 8 and headed off to work but first I stopped at Dunkin Donuts on South Meadow to get a coffee. There was a line so I had a few minutes and it occurred to me to make a stranger smile. I pulled up to the window and asked the clerk how much was the order in the car behind me. It turned out to be only a couple of bucks and I told him to add it to my order. When he asked me if I had a message for them, I said, "Tell them Merry Christmas!"

Take the opportunity to surprise yourself. You might just be glad you did.

Merry Christmas!

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

I love my two gay cats!

Seriously, they're gay, and cats. Black cats. With stupid names.

Cookie (Oreo, actually, but I give my pets pet names; what, like I'm the only one), was given to Emma by my niece Lauren. She had named it Dog, so maybe that's where his initial identity issues started.

Cookie was soon joined by his sister, Minnie. From Minnie's first litter, Boots was the trouble maker and such a charming little kitten we decided to keep him. He was named Boots because he was a grey cat with black feet. Although over time he has turned completely black.

Cookie was jealous of Minnie's new brood and would try to win our love back by killing and leaving "presents" on the back walk for us. Mainly squirrels. Decapitated squirrels. Decapitated as in headless. Yeah just as nice as you're picturing. Pat would toss them over the back fence but Cookie would not be denied. He would go and get them and bring them back! Ha, suck on that human man.

It wasn't until after Minnie's second litter that we noticed the boys acting different. They started spending more time together, both angry at Minnie and all the attention she was getting for being a kitty-ho. Plus the kittens were so adorable and playful. Attention grabbing little furballs.

We noticed they would sleep curled up next to each other. Snuggling, spooning, hugging. Call it what you want, the boys they were doing it. Then it got really strange. The would "nest", you know the weird clawing thing that cats do when they're trying to make a bed, on each others, ah, stomaches, yeah stomaches accompanied by actual suckling. Quite honestly it looks like one is giving the other head. They both do it. Like take turns. I'm not going to lie, it's a little weird the first time you see it and takes some getting used to. And boy did they look embarrassed when caught in the act!

When it first started it would freak the kids out. I remember Emma walking into her room and screaming as loudly as she could: "The cats are being gay on my bed and it's gross!" Pat and I thought it was odd as well. We took the approach that cats need love too and everyone has the right to happiness and acceptance (as long as both are consenting).

We took the opportunity to show the kids how it doesn't matter who you love as long as you have love in  your life. We have expanded our world-view and accept our cats as they are, a little gay. Oh, and incestuous. Minnie and Cookie are brother and sister and Boots is, technically, Cookie's nephew. So, ewww.

Remember tolerance and understanding would solve so many of the worlds problems. Merry Christmas! Feliz Navidad! Seasons Greetings! Bring on the presents...

Bonus points to whomever can identify from which movie I hi-jacked (and slightly altered) the title.

Friday, December 17, 2010

Well, she's kind of bitchy and cranky...

As I was leaving the high school parking lot after picking Dylan up, the Obery Street crossing guard was getting pretty fiesty blowing her whistle and gesturing impatiently at a driver. No, not me. I remark that she seemed a little tense. At that point, my oh so mature and worldly 14 year old says to me, "She must be on her period."

Yup, on her period. Seriously. That's what he said.

Really, I say. Why do you think that? "Well" he replies, "she's kind of bitchy and cranky." "Isn't that what happens?"

Surpressing the urge to get bitchy and cranky on him since I am not currently "on" my period, I instead seize the opportunity as a teaching moment. What, I try to be a good parent. I ask him several questions. Could anything else be making her bitchy and cranky? Maybe she has children at home that don't like to do homework or clean up messes they make.  You know, like the kids that live at our house.

Can you, I ask, only be bitchy and cranky when you're on your period? Followed closely with why then do men get bitchy and cranky? At this point he's rolling his eyes and wishing I would just shut it already but no, not me. I have a point and I'm going to make it. Dammit!

Not sure what I accomplished this afternoon but I'm pretty sure I didn't do women any favors. Although I pretty sure he now knows that you do not need to be on your period to be bitchy and cranky!

Or even a little crazy!

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Blogs, Blogging and Measurability

I started blogging because of peer pressure (Wendy) and while it's been fun embellishing childhood stories, sharing the funny that the kids bring, and finding my voice (whatever that means) I don't really know what I expect to achieve by blogging.

I've been to enough meetings and seminars to know that whenever you start a new project you should have clearly defined goals, some idea on how to achieve those goals, and a metric for measuring success. I have none of these things. I'm not really a planner. I prefer just jumping in and seeing what happens. I'll eventually run out of childhood memories, and the kids aren't as funny as they used to be. So what happens then?

I'm restless. My mind is not fully engaged. The kids are growing quickly. Dylan is almost 15 and Emma becomes a teenager next summer. They're already making summer plans. Dylan plans on playing lacrosse non-stop after what will be 9 months of inactivity due to injury and Emma starts auditioning in January for summer dance programs that will take her away most of the summer.  Where does that leave me?

What's next for me? I'm not sure. Whatever it is, it certainly won't be dull. Maybe I'll start painting again. Maybe sculpting. Perhaps I'll write a book about a little blond girl growing up in absolute and utter chaos; or about a boy with glass knees; or a girl who found her voice; or maybe it will be a love story. I can't promise earth-shattering revelations but I can promise a laugh or two.

Stay tuned...

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

The Friends: Honorary Sisters

This blog is a surprise. Shhh. It's a birthday present for a Sheridan Street Survivor. One of the honoraries. The girls that spent so much time at Casa Crazy that they absorbed the madness and kept coming back for more. There are several of these crazy girls passing themselves off as responsible adults. You never know when they'll pop up or where. You know who you are. Don't be shy. Say hi to the group.

This is about that one family. From Cranston Street. Not one honorary. Not two honoraries. But Three. Three. That's like the gold medal in the crazy olympics. The Cecchet girls. Robin, Kim, and Patrice. Robin was Deb's friend; Kim had Tracey (and by extension me) and Patrice. Well Patrice belonged to Laura. She spent an enormous amout of time at our house and that, right there, should explain everything you need to know about her. Hell, she's in more family pictures than me!

She was treated like one of the family. And believe me, we were not nice, sunday-school sisters. We were (are) mean girls. Everyone of us. And as Dad liked to say "Shit rolls down hill". So the youngest (and her friends) always bore the brunt. Patrice learned loads from the sisters.

She learned that disco was dead; she learned that Santa was a fraud; she learned that pet rocks can die (well technically she learned that from Judi, our cousin). She learned that girls are mean. She learned that the sisters are loyal. She learned that she was our family. She learned that family matters. A lot. She learned that, for better or for worse, she had a place on Sheridan Street. That she is a patch in the crazy quilt of Mulvey. She survived the madness and we'll love her forever. Oh, and she'll always be a pesky, annoying, younger sister!

Happy Birthday Princess P!

Monday, December 13, 2010

Christmas Memories - The Perfect Tree

I love Christmas! Love! It hasn't been a life-long love affair. For a little while, in the middle, I was kind of over it. But it's back now baby! The funny part is, I don't even care if I get anything. I love the giving. Paying attention and giving the perfect gift. The unexpected. The one they didn't think anyone paid attention to. That gift. Priceless.

As a child, Christmas was magical. Dad loved Christmas. And he did Christmas like everything else with a style all his own! Or, the tackier the better. He had a lot of great qualities, taste was not one of them. Being colorblind factored into it certainly but it was more than that, it was his absolute inability to edit. Every idea, according to Dad, was a good one and needed to be accommodated. Some how. Somewhere.

You have no idea how much garland, fishing wire, and tinsel were lost to Dad's quest for Christmas decorating perfection.

First things first.

The Tree. Not just any tree. The Perfect Tree. A Scotch Pine. Oh, the tree, couldn't be any Scotch Pine. It had to be the biggest, the fullest, the christmas-treeiest of all trees on the lot. He would not tolerate bare spots or other disfigurements. This was Christmas. This was the centerpiece of his decorating madness. The crowning glory of his vision.

I don't think Dad ever paid full price for a tree. Hell, I'm not sure he paid any price for a tree, ever. People gave stuff to him cause he was a nice guy. He was always the first to offer help and would stay there, at the lot, carrying trees to cars, tying them to rooftops, just helping out a busy guy. For an hour of his time, doing what he loved - shooting the breeze - he would come home with a tree. Dad was smart. He did his shopping, picked out his tree, and brought it up to pay. Then, he would start with the chit-chat and the helping. And when it was time to go, he'd go to pay, and tree-guy was like "nope, we're good. Merry Christmas." It was a true talent.

He would drive up Sheridan Street, tree tied to the roof of whatever car he was currently driving, the sisters all excited. Waiting. Anticipating. Dad would park and unload the tree. It would be monstrous. The tallest tree we had ever seen. It towered over everything near it. That folks, that is when the fun would start. Getting it in the house. No easy feat when you purchase a fifteen foot tree for a home with nine foot ceilings!

Wrestling the tree into the house to gauge it's true height, Dad would then start with the "trimming". Usually 3-4 feet before the tree could be safely placed in the stand and slid into the box bay in the living room. We would be admonished to leave it alone. Decorating would take place the following day.

The tree trimming doesn't stand out in my memory. Most vivid, to me, is the wrestling and the chopping. Taming the tree into the confines of the living room and the box bay. I remember some cussing as bulbs blew out and wires tangled. As we all got older, the trees got bigger. One year he cut so much off the top of the tree, we had two trees. One for the living room and one for the playroom.

But the tree was just the beginning of the decorating on-slaught. The true decorations were yet to come.

Stay tuned for the next installment of Christmas memories. Wherein Jim bends wire hangers to his will and another family legend is born.

Friday, December 10, 2010

Attitude Adjustment in 3... 2...

God grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change;
courage to change the things I can;
and widsom to know the difference.

That, for those not in the know, is "The Serenity Prayer". And, yes I know I spelled wisdom wrong. It's an inside joke for the sisters.

My first experience with it was when Dad joined AA. He had it in his wallet, he had it engraved in lucite, he had it memorized. He clung to it. It was his lifeline and his salvation.

I heard him refer to it often in the 11 years of sobriety he attained before he died. Which one is it Blondie, he would ask, do we change it or accept it? Change it, I would reply, no matter what. That was my answer. Even the color of the sky? Of course. He would laugh and say no, it wasn't possible. I'd tell him to put on a pair of sunglasses - sky color changed. Suck on that Big Jim!

My most vivid memory of the prayer is saying it over his casket at his funeral. Mom asked if anyone wanted to speak and, me being me, said yes. What I was going to say, well I wasn't sure about that. As I stood at the podium on that cold March morning, in front of family and friends, it seemed so right; so appropriate. I remember asking all present to say it with me, if they knew it.

I remember my aunt, Marie, not knowing the prayer. She scolded me after for not telling her about it so she could learn it. Sorry, Marie! I remember another aunt, Mary, scolding me for using the "alcoholics" prayer as she called it. Her I ignored since well, she annoyed me. It was important to Dad and if his sister couldn't see that, arguing with her wasn't going to change her mind. Nothing ever did.

I have no physical copy of the poem these days but it's written on my soul. It's my personal attitude adjustment. See I'm an optimist, well really more of a realist with a positive attitude. I don't wish for things to get better. If I'm unhappy with something, I change it. If I can't change it, I deal with it. If I can't deal with it - well, let's just say I haven't run up against anything I can't deal with. Yet.

I forget every so often that I have an amazing life. I certainly don't have everything, not even close. But I have what matters: family, friends, and work (both professional and volunteer). What else do you need. Oh, right.

The widsom to know the difference.

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

It's been a day...

You know the kind. The kind of day that makes you feel like you have a target on your back. Yeah, one of those days.

Well it really started last night. With the trip to the ER for Emma and her knee. Crutches, ice, and rest. Tendonitis. No biggie. Except now I have to drive her to and from school for the rest of the week. On top of driving her brother, who is having knee surgery tomorrow. Oh, plus working. Yeah work's important.

So my plan was: drive Dylan to school, come home, get ready, drive Emma to school and go to work. I would leave work at 1:40 to pick up Dylan after school, figured I'd dismiss Emma early since she had gym last period. Easy, peasy, lemon squeezy, right. Ha. As if.

Remember the target?

Emma has a half-day; Dylan does not. Which means she is out at noon and he is out at 2. And I am in a whole world of suck.

Oh, plus I decide that this would be the morning that I would clean the trackball in my blackberry. I'm nothing if not a glutton for punishment. I pry the trackball out, clean it, and cannot get it back together. Great. Now my phone is not fully functioning. Once again my complete confidence in my ability to do anything, even that which I have no clue about, has back-fired - shocking, right. Remember that target? Yeah. I haven't yet clued myself into the target.

I get Emma to school and get to work, we're down one person already due to a family emergency and our part-time person calls in sick. Ever-loving-god-almighty universe WTF. Still cannot fix my phone but I have loads of work to do and not really a lot of time to do it. Except the Server is down. We need to move stuff to backup in order to get any work done. Hours are wasted in the pursuit of the paperless office and modern convenience.

I hurry out the door at 11:30 to get the Divine Miss Em, go to the Sprint store to have a new trackball installed, get Em home, make sure she is settled and back to work by 12:30. Damn, I'm good! Server is finally not acting like a dickhead and I actually get some work done.

Just in time to leave to get Dylan. Leave work at 1:40, get to school, pick up, go home, check out sister, and back to work by 2:30 and jam out a few hours of work. Good thing I'm awesome!

Peace out people this will probably be the last entry for a few days what with having two kids on crutches, a day at the hospital, and my three fav things in the world: work, work, and more work. But no laundry, Pattycakes did that the other night, cause he's awesome like that.

Oh, and universe, suck it! The target was there all day and you missed.

Send Dylan best wishes, prayers, sacrifices, whatever flavor you indulge in, he could use some. He's had more than his fair share of the suck lately.

Monday, December 6, 2010

Facebook - Once and Future Friends

I've written in the past about my Facebook obsession.

I've never been good at keeping in touch. Ever. Not even with family. I've tried but it's not my nature. I live to much in the present to be concerned about the past. Or perhaps there are things lurking there I'm not interested in revisiting. I always assume there's time. No matter how often I learn the lesson that there's not, still I persist in my notion of once and future friendships. Of people waiting to hear from me. Happy that at last I've been able to reign in my raging self-importance and give them a call or an email or a poke. I'm always surprised to find that their lives have gone on without me. Humbling certainly but not enough, apparently, for me to learn my lesson.

Facebook is about as perfect a device as I could dream up. I can trick myself into believing that I am being a good friend by constantly updating my status with sparkling wit and clever humor (ok, dirty jokes). Commenting on pictures of events that I don't attend, sometimes to people with whom I have only a passing acquaintance. A witty remark quickly typed while taking a break from work. A breezy back and forth while I have my morning coffee. Perhaps a superficial fight over the events of the day. Easy to get fooled into thinking you are having actual meaningful human interaction.

Don't get me wrong. I love that I have reconnected with old friends. I love seeing events that I missed and I'm glad that most of the people I grew up with are good and decent people. I'm glad I'm allowed to peek into their lives, however obliquely. I'm not quite sure I deserve that. I wish more people were active Facebook users. The experience grows exponentially the more users interact with it. Like building a village. If everyone contributes it enriches everyone's experience. I'm interested. Really. Even if it's not all about me.

I had the opportunity to see old friends the other day. It was weird. I haven't really seen anyone for 20 years, yet I knew things that I shouldn't know. Spouses, kids, events, trips. Information you should have to work for; information that should have a context; information reserved for people sharing lives. People that I'm not sharing with, not really. And haven't for a very long time.

Isn't that what friends do? Isn't that what friendship is? Sharing experiences, sharing memories, laughing. The pain of mourning. The joy of children. The simple act of caring about someone enough to engage in their lives. How does Facebook fit into that model. How casual can your acquaintance be?

This is the part where it starts to breakdown for me. Where virtual meets reality. My thoughts pile up on each other and reason runs away. The brain refusing to give up the answers I'm seeking. Selfish, petulant brain. Maybe I'm asking the wrong questions or maybe the answers exist outside of me and my computer.

Maybe I'll surprise myself. Or worse, maybe I'll surprise you, or you, or you - no not you - the one behind you!

Sex Education: Mulvey-Welsh style

My parenting philosophy is simple, my kids started out great and I'm trying to screw them up as little as possible.

I am, I think, more open than most parents. I tend to think that if the kids ask about or bring up a topic, someone has already brought it up to them, so I may as well take the opportunity to get the truth into them in some form. If you're old enough to ask the question, then your old enough to hear an answer. I'm not saying that full disclosure on every topic is necessary, but having age-appropriate information isn't going to do them any lasting harm.

You gain credibility with children by being open and honest. Answers doesn't have to be long, in-depth answers for I am also a firm believer in the follow-up question. For example: Q. Where do babies come from? A. The hospital. If that satisfies them great. If not, they can ask a follow-up. Hey, it's worked so far!

We have cats (and a dog, but only cats at the time of this story). One of whom was a female. A very, shall we say, active female cat. Minnie, it seemed, was quite popular with the boys and got herself knocked up. Minnie's first delivery started while we were out. When we arrived home, Emma walked into the living room and screamed, "something's wrong with Minnie"! I knew she was imminent, so I figured out pretty quickly what was going on.

Ok, background information being delivered, I will move on! Minnie, I'm not proud to say, had several more litters. I'm a bad pet-owner in this regard. What, don't judge me; everyone makes mistakes.

One afternoon while driving my children (I know, right), they started discussing what the cats did when they were home alone. According to Emma, they probably have kitty-sex on the couch. And it was probably happening At.That.Very.Moment. Mind you the male cats are neutered (and gay - but that's another blog story) and really not much use to a female looking to score in the increasingly popular kitty-sex-couch-capades! Hell, my couch hasn't seen that much action in - well, let's just say since before kids.

From that conversation starter, they branched out into where babies come from and how they're born. I have been listening this whole time trying to figure out how this conversation was going to end when Dylan pulled out the "first you have sex" and then "the mom pushes the baby out of her butt". At that point, I decide parental intervention is necessary.

Do you know what sex is, I asked. Yes, he answered. It's when you wrestle, naked, on the couch. Oh, where did you learn that, I asked. It was in a movie. I learned two things with this statement: (1) I have to monitor the TV watching more closely and (2) this is why they think the cats are having sex on the couch. At.This.Very.Moment!

I understand, I say, why you would believe that, but sex is a little more involved than that. Yes, he says, I know that. You have to use your penis too. Well yes that is true I told him (having decided that it was probably best not to delve into the other ways one can have sex, minus the penis) but it's not really a topic that he should be worrying about at his age - you know, being nine.

Moving on to the "pushing it out your butt" part of the conversation. I learned that he deduced that fact from watching Minnie give birth. For those fortunate enough to NOT have seen that, it does look like the kittens are being pushed out through the butt. Well at least, I think to myself, they pay attention to what goes on around them!

So, as the conversation continues and I adjust their knowledge, Emma chimes in with "Really. That's what I told my friends and now I have to tell them the new stuff." Ha! I have learned, dear friends, that my children armed with information they gleaned from watching cats, TV movies and some strategic questions placed to their dad and me, decided they understood the whole reproductive cycle from soup to nuts. They had so much information, they believed themselves experts. Especially Emma. Who took it upon herself to educate her friends on the mystery of reproduction. Thankfully, she was a quiet child with a small circle of friends with incredibly understanding parents.

I suggested she let me handle the "new" information part with phone calls to the parents.

I take the opportunity to explain that with information comes responsibility. Just because a subject is tolerated in our family that's not the case for every family and every family gets to set their own rules and boundaries for what is acceptable and it's neither our place nor our responsibility to interject our topics and values.

As the kids get older, the questions get harder. I never shy away from a question and still answer as honestly as I feel they can handle. In certain instances I have told them that they're simply not ready for the answer. Dylan balked at that once. I explained, again, how we give them loads of information because we respect them and their ability to assimilate information. If I feel you can't handle the topic, you need to have enough respect for me to accept that.

Hey, it works for us.

Friday, December 3, 2010

Silent Emma: Why won't she talk to us?




I wrote this in June for another website. I'm reposting it here, in its entirety. It's long, so settle in. Oh, it makes me cry every time I read it. You have been warned.

I have a daughter; her name is Emma.  She is 11 and she is beautiful, smart and talented.

When Emma was five, she was diagnosed with Selective Mutism (SM), an anxiety disorder that robs a child not only of their voice but also of their self-esteem.  A good way to describe it is like a fear of public speaking times a million.

I am not an expert on SM.  I am writing this diary as a mother who struggled with doing the right thing for her child even when the right thing was not readily apparent.  While SM impacted every aspect of Emma’s life, I decided to focus this diary on her journey in school since that was where she spent so much of her time and where key milestones were met.  During the height of her treatment, we would drive 3 hours round trip at least once a week to meet with her behavioral therapist and/or her doctor.

At the time of her diagnosis, Emma talked to four people:  me, her brother, Lily and her dad (in that order). Lily was her one "talking to" friend.  They went everywhere and did everything together.  I don’t know how she chose Lily or why but it worked.  She didn’t talk to her grandparents, aunts, uncles, cousins, or neighbors.  During a well visit, I mentioned it to her pediatrician and we agreed it was strange and would monitor it.  We knew she could talk since she talked a blue-streak at home.  Her language development was good and her vocabulary was age-appropriate.

Halfway through her second silent year at preschool, her doctor and I started talking and researching in earnest.  It was obvious that whatever was wrong, intervention was necessary.

Intervention arrived in the form of Dr. Black, a psychiatrist who specializes in SM.  Our first session was strange and uncomfortable.  It was difficult to be taking our 5 year old to a psychiatrist but we were open and honest with the doctor and he quickly confirmed what we had already known – Emma has SM and a pretty severe case at that.  We immediately set up a treatment plan, which included weekly behavioral therapy sessions as well as monthly sessions with the psychiatrist.  Her main goal was to take people from her "Not Talking To" list and move them to her "Talks To" list.

Emma worked hard the summer before kindergarten with her therapy and made small gains.  I had spoken with the principal before summer began and informed him of what was going on.  Luckily, we had an established relationship with him since her brother was enrolled in school already.  I discussed her condition with him and to his credit, he said to me: "I don’t know anything about SM but you tell me what she needs and we’ll make it work" and boy he kept his word over the next 6 years and then some!

Emma started school two days before the rest of her class.  She was in the classroom while the teacher was setting up her room so she could feel more comfortable in her surroundings and could learn the lay of the land.  We were incredibly lucky that for her, kindergarten meant a two room school house from the turn of the century that housed only kindergarten kids.  I was able to be in the class as much as I needed to be for Emma’s comfort and read at least twice a week to the class.  By the end of the school year, she had even added her teacher to her "Talks To" list.  We followed that model the next year in first grade when she moved up to the "big" school.  

The teacher was once again on board with me being in the classroom to read, although I spent less time in the class in first grade.  Since she had some success in kindergarten she was able to move her teacher to the "Talks To" list and would speak privately to the teacher within the first few months and then in the classroom but only in a whisper.  She worked on her volume but her voice never rose above a whisper that year.  About half-way through first grade, we made the decision to start her on anti-anxiety medication and this helped.  During the final month of school, when I was in the classroom reading, she would read to me a passage and I would then read out loud to the class.  We took her progress as a victory and encouraged her to continue.

She met her two best friends during first grade, the twins – Abbi and Hailey who quickly became "Talking To" friends.  Her friend Lily did not attend the same elementary school as Emma and I was happy that she was able to connect with school peers.

Second grade was more of the same but we introduced (with the teacher’s permission) a new technique.  One day a week we would arrive to school early and I would read to Emma while the teacher worked in her classroom.  After a few times, Emma began reading to me.  Each session the teacher moved closer to us and eventually joined us at the table where I would read to them both.  Emma would then start reading to us.  After she was comfortable, I would start to move further away until one day it was just Emma and her teacher with Emma doing the reading.  During the period of me backing away, we worked with Emma on her volume – I needed to hear her voice no matter where I was in the room; this took almost the full year.  At the same time, I would be in the classroom one afternoon a week reading to the class.  Emma would whisper the words and I would reread at an appropriate volume.

Kids are amazingly accepting of differences and Emma was accepted as herself, they didn’t care that she didn’t talk she was popular and was invited to play dates and birthday parties.  That started to change in second grade as some kids started to exclude her and bully her a bit.  We realized at that point that we had asked her peers to take a lot on faith and, with Emma’s permission, I shared her story with her class.  After telling her story, I opened up the floor for questions.  I was overwhelmed with the response of these second-graders.  One little boy raised his hand and asked if Emma would feel more comfortable if everyone in class shut their eyes when she wanted to talk!  Once they understood the problem, they were able to process it, and move on!  Toward the end of second grade, I joined her small reading group at school to help her speak in front of a small group of kids and she did a good job.  Her voice never rose above a whisper but she did it.

When Emma was preparing to enter third grade, I received a call from her third grade teacher who had spent the summer researching SM and how to effectively deal with it in a classroom situation.  She was calling to invite Emma to tour her class in order to feel more comfortable and she wanted to speak with me so she could get on board with the current treatment and techniques.  Third grade was incredible.  I was out of the morning session within the first marking term; I still read in the classroom but limited my class involvement to one afternoon reading session a week.  In the classroom, the teacher was working with Emma on increasing volume and by mid-year, the kids in the first row could hear her voice as she read with me.

Chorus also started in third grade and Emma loved it.  We did the same morning routine with the chorus/music teacher and things were working great.  She didn’t sing out loud during class but was determined to try out for a solo in the spring concert.  This was a goal she set herself and I applauded her bravery.  She tried out with the rest of her class and the teacher gave her a solo!  She modified the initial solo into a solo in three parts and added Emma’s two friends.  The other girls were prepared to sing her part in case she couldn’t do it.  

The spring chorus had two shows, the afternoon show for the students and the evening show for parents and guests.  I arrived at the afternoon show not sure what was going to happen but prepared for either event (or so I thought).  About half-way through the concert, Emma was up.  Standing at the microphone, she looked so scared and small and then she sang her two lines – clear as day.  Let me tell you, there wasn’t a dry eye in the house; I’m tearing up as I write this.  She sang it again that evening, although not quite as loud.  The look of pride and relief on her face was unforgettable.  I think that’s the moment when I knew, she would beat this!

For fourth grade, Emma asked to be placed with a certain teacher. Every year he organized a Veteran’s Day celebration and Emma wanted to participate.  She also asked me not to do our morning routine with the teacher, that she wanted to try to acclimate to the classroom environment herself.  I deferred to her wishes and the year started off fine.  I was in contact with the teacher so he understood her treatment goals and I was always available if he needed to discuss things with me.  Veteran’s Day presented itself and I was very excited to see what the students had planned.  I wasn’t aware of Emma’s role or involvement since she was keeping it a secret.  I’m glad she did because I was in for one of the biggest surprises of my life – Emma was the MC!

She was responsible for introducing the honor guard, the entire class, and each segment.  By herself -- in the middle of the auditorium -- with a microphone and her determination and she did it!  She was fine with an audience but she still struggled with personal relationships.  She was still withdrawn and quiet, unless spoken to directly, with family and others but she could and would communicate, albeit grudgingly.  Her circle of friends widened with two new "talking to" friends.  Small victories and large, she was still on her journey and I still encouraged her, and cajoled her, and rewarded her.

By the middle of fourth grade we started weaning her off the anti-anxiety medicine since her doctor felt that she should try to do a year in her elementary school medication-free before moving up to the larger middle school environment.  She handled the transition off the medicine with a few bumps but overcame them quickly and she really enjoyed the rest of fourth grade.  By this time, she was answering in a more audible voice and participated in class discussions and other events.  We were able to drop her visits to the therapist from once a week to once a month and with the doctor from every month to every three months.  Needless to say, I was very proud of her and hoped that fifth grade would bring even more success.

Fifth grade arrived and again we skipped the whole routine of being in the classroom and she had a very successful fifth grade.  She participated in class and she expanded her "talking to" friends to include almost the whole class and was really loving her life. She even did the morning announcements. We were able to drop her visits to the therapist to "as needed" and to see the doctor once every six months!  She was still quiet and reserved most of the time and we figured that was her nature.  She was able to communicate with the rest of the world without gripping fear and uncertainty, which was our main objective when we sought help for her.  Her big test would come with middle school.  Leaving the safety of elementary school and moving into the much larger world of middle school and everything associated with that move -- the bus, older kids, teachers and staff that didn’t know her history.

I spoke with the adjustment counselor by phone and the elementary school counselor had made her aware of Emma.  During our call, we decided to honor Emma’s wish that her "problem" (as she called it) not be common knowledge so she could start middle school without being known as "the girl who doesn’t talk".  She acclimated to the school fine; she liked the teachers and the work.  She made honor roll her first term and was participating in class discussions and projects in a limited fashion.  She was still quiet and reserved and began the annoying habit of hiding behind her hair.  At Christmas, she got a cell phone and she became a texting machine!  That thing buzzed all the time with names that I didn’t recognize.  Her social calendar was filling up.  She attended all the school dances. She joined the chorus.  She really transitioned nicely.  

In January, I noticed a new confidence.  I let her experiment with makeup she had received as a Christmas gift.  She had a light touch and, even though it wasn’t my initial plan to let her wear makeup in 6th grade, I allowed it since it gave her a boost of self-confidence and made her want to dress a little nicer.  February and March flew by.  One day in April she pulled her hair back off her face before school; she looked nice but I didn’t say anything.  I was driving to school that day and when she got out of the car, she took it down before she went into school.  Oh well, she tried.  About two weeks later, she did it again.  At that time I told her how pretty she looked and her response was "yes, I know, that’s what they told me in school yesterday".  I laughed and asked her had she put her hair up in school and she had.

All of a sudden, I had a giggling preteen girl concerned with her looks and her friends, and even boys!  Her poise and confidence are stunning.  She speaks to everyone freely and without pause.  While my goal at the beginning of treatment was to give Emma all the tools and support she needed to become engaged and out-going, I always really thought she would continue to be quiet.  I am overjoyed and awed to call her my daughter and she is my hero.

Reading over this diary it may appear that Emma’s journey was light and breezy.  It was not.  It was like a second job.  Progress was frustratingly slow and anxiety-ridden.  This was Emma’s battle and she won it.  I was her guide and her advocate but she did the heavy lifting.

I have to acknowledge her brother, Dylan, older by 2-1/2 years.  He made it easy for my husband and me to handle this.  He didn’t complain when she was racking up the prizes for something he did as a matter of course.  He was her voice when I wasn’t there.  He stuck up for her and included her in everything.  He would take no nonsense when someone decided she couldn’t be included since she wouldn’t talk.  If it was an audible game, he made them change the rules.  He is the most amazing brother and son in the world and I love him more than I can ever really express.

My husband, Pat, will tell you he did nothing.  That’s a lie.  He loved his daughter and supported everything no matter how little he understood it or how slow the progress.

A poem about our journey is here
To learn more about Selective Mutism, go to Rid the Silence



Thursday, December 2, 2010

Hey Barbie, I have a great idea...

said my dear husband.

The kids have wanted a dog since as long as I can remember. I, however, did not want a dog and neither did Pat. Dogs are so much like babies. They even need sitters! I'm a cat girl. Put a bowl of food down and some water and you can go for a few days without worrying. Not so dogs. Dogs need effort and work. Two things I'm really kind of all full up on, all the time.

Two years ago, Pat came to me and uttered that phrase. Me, being the dutiful wife - what! Stop laughing! - listened patiently as he laid out his grand plan. The plan that would stop the dog talk forever. Forever! I was all ears. Well not really but he likes when I pretend pay attention. Hey, I do what I can. It's a partnership that way.

No, his plan was not to get a dog. His plan, his diabolical plan, the plan he devised to fool and deceive his beautiful and trusting children. That plan? Was elegant in its simplicity. Offer the children a choice. Intrigued, I was (also channelling Yoda, apparently).

What was the choice? The children could have a puppy if, and it's a big IF, if they agreed to give up all their Christmas presents from us AND Santa! Santa. No presents. From Santa. AT ALL. For a puppy.

As their father presented them with this offer, Emma - then 10 - looked at him, sized him up, and said "deal". Dylan was a little worried but he trusted his sister. She's a shrewd one, she is.

Pat, his plan now having gone terribly wrong, was a good sport and the hunt for a dog began. We took internet quizzes to see which dog would be the best match for our family. Our result: get a cat. Haha, not really. I had very specific requirements. It had to be small- to medium-sized. It had to have short hair. It had to be smart. I could not have a dumb dog. Could not. I don't have the patience. Not even a little.

So we settled on a Boston Terrier. Oh they're so cute and smart and gassy. Yup. Gassy. Short-snouted dogs always are. We found a beautiful puppy in Maine. We drove, two days after Christmas, to get him and bring him home. Hmmm, that story would make a great blog. It was an epic adventure in getting lost!
Felix

We named him Felix. He's a great addition to the family. The best part. When it's raining or snowing or just cold and the kids don't want to take him out. I play my trump card. Someone in this room didn't want a dog for Christmas. Is that someone either of you? No. Didn't think so, take your puppy out. The one you promised to take care of. The one you promised to walk. Yeah, him. Bye bye, don't forget your mittens.

Oh, bet you're wondering how the kids handled their presentless Christmas.

Ha. As if that happened. Seriously. Santa came just like always. Only this time he brought puppy toys too.

So what did we learn? That's right. Never listen to your husband. Ever. Especially if he says: Hey Barbie, I have a great idea.

The Great Outdoors - JP Edition

The Pond, Daisy Field, Kelly's Rink, Parley Vale, Pinebank, the Library, the Curley, and so many others.

A few of the places from my teenaged wasteland that can conjure up a smile and a slight shake of my head.

I love the pond. Love! Summer, winter, whenever!

The boathouse, where my pond adventure started. I met George. From there it was Louie and Johnny and then the West Roxbury girls: Dineen, Lena, and Kari. And Tracey, always Tracey. Al, the old man that ran the place, let us have the upstairs (next to the ladies room) for a hangout. Our parties were amazing. I hazily remember a halloween party and having to climb up the backside of the boathouse and through the window. In heels. Because someone lost the key. Sometimes I'm surprised I made it out of my teens.

I swam (well technically I got thrown in) since swimming wasn't allowed. Had my sweater used as the flag. I learned how to hate red wine and how to smoke. I have a scar on my leg from when Grimace thought I would flinch when he held the knife against it -- not quite sure who actually won that game of chicken. Chris found the old man dead in the water. Oh and the time Tracey almost killed a carful of people when she ran across the Jamaicaway like a crazy person and then yelled, yeah yelled, at the driver for almost hitting her! Ha.

So many great times at skating. I remember Sunday mornings when no one else was there; having the whole thing to myself. Heaven! Friday night skating and the boys racing from corner to corner. The girls laughing and flirting. I met a boy there; he stole my heart for a bit. He told me I should drink more whiskey (that relationship lasted a whole lot longer). Getting so cold that it hurt when you walked inside. The gross bathrooms and the 25 cents it cost to get in. It's gone now. The building not the memories.

The parties at Daisy. Nothing else to say really. A mass of people and beer. Cops and running.

The rocks at Parley Vale always remind me of Elizabeth and Dineen. I'm not sure why. I was always surprised no one fell.

Of course no great outdoors adventure would be complete without a climb - the rooftops. No mountains or hills for we, the urban warriors. No, we had the buildings. The Curley and the Connelly and those damn Mickey Mouse cops. I remember Karen and Joann and Michelle. I remember the boys we liked and sometimes fought over. The ones with the cars. And the ones without. The sugar bowl and rolling down the hill. Paul or Bobby singing some stupid Boy George song; I think it was Bobby. Under the bridge outside the gym. Nipper rolling up on some girl trying to work his charm. Basketball inside.

I remember leaving JP. I walked away and my returns became less frequent until they stopped all together. That's one of my greatest regrets. Walking away. Thinking there would always be time. Hard to believe I'm not that girl anymore. Hell, I'm not even sure I would recognize her if I saw her.

Oh and I would kill - KILL - my kids if they tried even half of what I got away with!

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

You know they won't pick up your garbage?

When I moved to Plymouth 11 years ago, that was the question posed to me by a co-worker.

I thought she had lost her mind. I'm a city girl, you can put a body out on trash day and they'll pick it up. Not pick up my garbage. Where was I moving - Somalia? Well, Diane was right. I thought she was just jealous since I was quitting my job to be a stay-at-home Mom, leaving Boston, and moving to the burbs! Yeah not too much life change at once.

I have worked since I was 17. Sometimes 2 or 3 jobs at a time. So not working was going to be great. Oh, the cookies I would bake and the meals I would make and the kids I would nurture and teach. Ha. We bought a "fixer-upper" and we're still doing the fixer part. As I like to say we're 10 11 years into our 5 year plan. See I married an architect, a handy one, but an architect still. Everything needs to "relate" and be "cohesive". My freaking house needs to "flow". Ok Bill stop laughing! You too Rob!

Anyhow, my home renovation stories can send a therapist's kid to Harvard so, moving on.

I didn't know a soul in Plymouth. Not one single person. About a month after we moved, Dylan (who was about 4) started crying and asking when he was going back to school. He missed preschool and his friends. I felt his pain since I missed working. Who knew! So I looked around and found a school for him where he quickly made some new friends. What to do about me?

I decided to volunteer! The selectmen had advertised for a bunch of town committees that needed volunteers and I decided that was for me. OMG, my naivete is so cute, don't you think?

I eventually joined, co-chaired, resigned, and re-joined the Plymouth Cable Advisory Committee, successfully negotiating a multi-year cable contract for the town; joined and chaired the Plymouth Center Task Force and co-authored the master plan for the Downtown/Waterfront Area which led to the formation of the Plymouth Center Steering Committee where I served as vice-chair for several years before resigning. I was active in the Cold Spring PTO and served as it's Vice President for a couple of years.  I helped with numerous events and baked countless cookies. I even got heckled when I tried to call a BINGO game. Seriously, heckled. I didn't know there was more than one kind of BINGO. Well, apparently there are several. Live and learn!

When I went back to work full-time, I had to cut back on my volunteering. Currently, I serve on the Board of Directors of the Jordan Hospital Club and help with fundraising for Emma's competition dance team. Keeps me busy and out of trouble. Not that I get in trouble - anymore. (I feel as if I should add a frowny face here)

I love my adopted home and volunteering helped me learn about Plymouth. I recommend it to everyone that has the time or inclination. I also made some great friends.

They still won't pick up my garbage but that's ok, I have Pattycakes to take it to the transfer station. Oh, trash day is a joy in the Mulvey-Welsh household but that, dear friends, is a story for another blog.